The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.