The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.