The Snap Count Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.