The Wide Left Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.