The Wide Left Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.