The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.