The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.