The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.