The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.