The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Krieg tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.