The Snap Count Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.