The Wide Left Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.