The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.