The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.