The Hamstring Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.