The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.