The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.