The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Krieg scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.