The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
86%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.