The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.