The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Krieg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.