The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Krieg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.