The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.