The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.