The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.