The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Krieg attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
88%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.