The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.