The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.