The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.