The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.