The Doink Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
- Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.