The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.