The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.