The Snap Count Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.