The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.