The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.