The Wide Left Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.