The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
73%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.