The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krieg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.