The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.