The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.