The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.