The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- A mysterious flag erases Grimm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.