The Phantom Holding Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- A mysterious flag erases Grimm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Grimm is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.