The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.