The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.