The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Grimm gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.