The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.