The Dropped Pass Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.