The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.